The town limo is just the longest donkey they could find.
Well if they called it the "Murder Mobile" drunk people wouldn't be so willing to take the ride.
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Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
Man, that was a throwback. Nowadays we'd have Uber Dave.
Don't worry she's not hurt- she was already dead.
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