I'll take two scoops, hold the shame.
[via The Chive]
You'll subliminally force him to think about your vagina all night. Even though he already is.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
It's almost Valentine's Day! Have you gotten your Godzilla lingerie yet?
[via Acid Cow]
Sure, he's shooting blanks. But he'd like some kind of barrier between him and his wife's old ass vagina.
[via People of Walmart]