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Never Buy Used Anything

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 9, 2015 at 4:00PM

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You don't know his story. Maybe he had no hands and this was the only way to answer calls.

[via Uber Humor]

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From Around the Web

10 Gross/Weird/Sexual Thrift Store Finds

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 4, 2015 at 3:00PM

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It's almost the holidays! That generally means mindless spending on crap we'll all forget about. But before you go out and waste a fortune on gifts, we wanted to remind you that there is plenty of pure gold at your local thrift shop.

Here are a few gems we found.  Show full post

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2 Girls, 1 Coke

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 4, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Listen up ladies, there's nothing funny about giving customers pink eye.

[via Uber Humor]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2015 at 1:00PM

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Two questions – Does the bar come fully stocked? And are the ghosts cool with a man parading around town naked at all times?

[via HuffPo Weird]

Pregnancy Craving

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 26, 2015 at 3:00PM

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"My doctor said it's fine because it's natural and it's light."

[via People Of WalMart]

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