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I'm Gonna Butter Your Bread

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2015 at 4:00PM

dick butter

Spreading this on a bagel really gets me up in the morning.

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From Around the Web

Dinner Is Served

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

The secret to mom’s famous mac-n-cheese recipe is to keep adding butter until you can’t taste the soap scum.

[via No Way Girl]

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You Earned This, Guys

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's like watching a bunch of Midwesterners on a hot summer day waiting for the parade to start.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

I Can't Believe It's Not Vagina…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

But I'm still putting my dick in it.

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