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Dinner Is Served

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

The secret to mom’s famous mac-n-cheese recipe is to keep adding butter until you can’t taste the soap scum.

[via No Way Girl]

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You Earned This, Guys

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's like watching a bunch of Midwesterners on a hot summer day waiting for the parade to start.

[via BroBible]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via YouTube]

I Can't Believe It's Not Vagina…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

But I'm still putting my dick in it.

[via Imgur]

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10 Amazing Half-Assed Efforts

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

Sometimes, the best way to do a job is extremely quickly, while expending the least amount of effort possible. Yes, half-assing is a time-honored tradition that dates all the way back to prehistoric times, when in lieu of a long, drawn out courtship, cavemen would instead land a life mate by bashing them over the head with a rock and dragging them home.

So in honor of those who are barely even trying at all, like our friend pictured above who parks wherever the hell his car happens to stop, I give you this hastily constructed top ten post that's virtually devoid of any substance or hard work. Click below for more… Show full post