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    She smells like a winner.

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Tosh.0 Blog

10 Grocery Store Fails

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

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If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that all jobs are jobs, which means they mostly suck. But it appears these grocery store workers have totally given up on even trying to be good at their sucky jobs.

Here are ten of their very best failures.

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From Around the Web

10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 28, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

Our office floors are still slippery.

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Straight Butta Baby

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Did Paula Deen just give birth?

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 3, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: