• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

First Of All, I Want It In A Cone

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'm goin' butt finger blast. Sure it's gross, but is it grosser than bubble gum?

[via The Chive]

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Who Wants Ice Cream?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 1, 2010 at 6:00PM

No.  Not into the ice cream?

How about the other thing?  Do you want the other thing?

[via BuzzFeed]