This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
You better watch where you put that finger, kid.
[via The Chive]
Spotted Amber Rose on the road today.
No. Not into the ice cream?
How about the other thing? Do you want the other thing?
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