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Try The Tossed Salad

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 3, 2015 at 2:00PM

in de butt

But maybe skip the chocolate pudding.

[via Bro My God]

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Bend… Hold It… Hoooold It…

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2015 at 1:00PM

PersonalTrainer

Lemonade stands are for babies. Personal training's where it's at.

[via Izismile]

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weights

Salmon Spanking

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 1:00PM

FishSpank

Prior to the 1940's, "porn" was mostly just women getting flogged with fish.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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Get On The F Train

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 3:00PM

SubwayCrack

"I'm gonna need you to get up, sweetheart. Our stop is next and my legs are asleep."

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Eight-Armed And Handsy

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2015 at 1:00PM

AssOctopus

Stay clenched; I heard they can squeeze into extremely tight spaces.

[via Catsmob]

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eight

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grope

nice

ocean

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