But maybe skip the chocolate pudding.
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Lemonade stands are for babies. Personal training's where it's at.
Prior to the 1940's, "porn" was mostly just women getting flogged with fish.
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"I'm gonna need you to get up, sweetheart. Our stop is next and my legs are asleep."
Stay clenched; I heard they can squeeze into extremely tight spaces.