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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 14, 2015 at 1:00PM

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I understand their logic. You have got to carbo-load for an on-foot getaway.

[via HuffPo Weird]

From Around the Web

Busted!

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

Wouldn’t shock me in the slightest to see the Raiders use their first round draft pick on speed dad.

[via Cabster FVP]

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Officer Buzzkill

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 24, 2015 at 8:00PM

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If you smoke a 20 lb. joint, be prepared to have an eight-hour conversation with your cat about string theory.

[via Imgur]

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Coachella's Spirit Animal

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 15, 2015 at 11:00PM

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You're going to jail. JK! JK! JK! No seriously you're going to jail.

[via Izismile]

Damn, Gram

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 6, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Guys, it's fine. It's for her (whole town's) glaucoma.

[via The Chive]

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