Guys, it's fine. It's for her (whole town's) glaucoma.
[via The Chive]
He used to celebrate a nice score with closet-steak, but these days his doctors just won't allow it.
[via HuffPo Weird]
These days you can't even shit behind the neighbor's house in private. Thanks a lot, Obama.
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