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I believe I’ll Stand

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

Just in case you wanted to know how to bring a fart back from the dead.

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From Around the Web

Your Boyfriend Is Suddenly Taking The Bus

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2014 at 4:00PM

They had to discontinue Swallow Queen I because her pipes were too clogged.

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Is This Not The Most Irish Thing Ever?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 8, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Excuse me, could I get through? This is my stop." -one of the potatoes.

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Hell Of A Night

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 31, 2014 at 12:00PM

Somewhere there is a girl waking up in cargo shorts and a Chicago Bears jersey who is going to be just as confused.

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Enough With All This Exercise

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

He enjoys the constant adrenaline rush of feeling like he’s about to be hit by a bus.

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A Very Wise T-Shirt Once Said …

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2014 at 10:00PM

Maybe they’re factoring in blowjobs now to help the unemployment rate.

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