It only takes one pebble to ruin a free ride
[via Prickly Legs]
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Umm sir, you’re never gonna find that special girl to watch reruns of Murder She Wrote with by angrily swiping left all the time.
I have so many questions, but mostly I want to hear his reasons for putting a scarf on her.
[via Kill Some Time]