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Enough With All This Exercise

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

He enjoys the constant adrenaline rush of feeling like he’s about to be hit by a bus.

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A Very Wise T-Shirt Once Said …

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2014 at 10:00PM

Maybe they’re factoring in blowjobs now to help the unemployment rate.

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Magical Wedding Moment

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 3, 2014 at 1:00PM

Trust me, the bus stop garbage pile is at it's fullest this time of year. You're going to want that picture.

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Ready To Pop

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 8, 2014 at 1:00PM

You've got to get some cocoa butter on that food-baby, Larry. Nobody likes stretch marks.

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He’s Waiting For Anal Penetration

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 27, 2014 at 9:00PM

Sweet, the Bang Bus has an airport shuttle.

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