Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- How to straighten a pig's tail. These are things you need to know to get through life.
- How much sex you need to have to be happy. More?
- Las Vegas may be getting a hockey team. Because we all want to see an entire team that's perpetually hungover.
- This place stuffed a donut inside a breakfast burrito. It's impossible to eat it without singing 'God Bless America' and crying.
- The Queen's outfit received the internet's royal photoshopping. That's what you get for leaving the castle wrapped in green screen.
- Pickup lines so bad they worked. My go-to is, "I could get lost in your eyes and vagina."
- Hump Day butts are here for your perusal.