Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Why is there a popular YouTube channel devoted to "funny animal mating"? No joke here, just wanted humans to consider why we're such voyeuristic creeps.
- Playboy will no longer feature nudity. Playboy without boobs is like mashed potatoes without gravy; I can't masturbate to either.
- Most Americans have less than $1000 in savings. I think you're forgetting to take the massive worth of my pog collection into account.
- What each state would be doing if America was a house party. You know Florida would be the one to suggest we at least try bath salts.
- If you finish this 30-pound burrito you become part owner of the restaurant. At least for the remaining ten minutes you have to live.
- These are the 25 most rewatchable movies of all time. Apologies, guys. I honestly thought this was a list about porn.
- 15 habits that will increase your productivity. It just says "cocaine" 15 times.
- It's Hump Day, butts ahoy!