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Roasted Nuts

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

Judging by the shade of his skin he should maintain his current level of drunkenness for the next 4-6 days.

[via Idiod]

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10 Stellar Summertime Barbecues

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

Memorial Day is almost here! It's the holiday weekend that marks the unofficial start of the summer, and that means it's time for two things; skin cancer and barbecues. And since skin cancer isn't that funny, let's just focus on the latter.

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Someone Get Me All The Aloe

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 5, 2014 at 3:00PM

You see, ladies? This is what happens when you fall asleep in the sun. Excuse me, I meant on the sun.

[via Uber Humor]

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10 Special Thanksgiving Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

Prepare your gaping gullets, you disgusting monsters! Thanksgiving is nearly upon us. Yes, we know it's actually a holiday meant to celebrate the pilgrims giving the natives syphilis (or something like that), but let's be honest, these days it's really all about football, shame-eating, and apparently dressing your helpless pets in unforgivably embarrassing, tiny costumes. God bless us, everyone!

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The Perils Of Rocking A Deep-V

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

His face isn't actually burnt. He's just THAT mad at himself.

[via Acid Cow]

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