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10 Delightful Images To Get You In The Memorial Day Spirit

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 22, 2015 at 3:00PM

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If you're in America and don't work at Tosh.0, chances are you have Monday off for Memorial Day. And we're fucking jealous. But not too jealous that we don't want you to have a great time getting drunk outside. In fact, we've put this little list together to get you in the mood.

Enjoy that sweet, sweet PTO. And don't mess it up like these jerks. Show full post

From Around the Web

Roasted Nuts

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

Judging by the shade of his skin he should maintain his current level of drunkenness for the next 4-6 days.

[via Idiod]

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10 Stellar Summertime Barbecues

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

Memorial Day is almost here! It's the holiday weekend that marks the unofficial start of the summer, and that means it's time for two things; skin cancer and barbecues. And since skin cancer isn't that funny, let's just focus on the latter.

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Someone Get Me All The Aloe

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 5, 2014 at 3:00PM

You see, ladies? This is what happens when you fall asleep in the sun. Excuse me, I meant on the sun.

[via Uber Humor]

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10 Special Thanksgiving Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

Prepare your gaping gullets, you disgusting monsters! Thanksgiving is nearly upon us. Yes, we know it's actually a holiday meant to celebrate the pilgrims giving the natives syphilis (or something like that), but let's be honest, these days it's really all about football, shame-eating, and apparently dressing your helpless pets in unforgivably embarrassing, tiny costumes. God bless us, everyone!

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