Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guys drinks 7 shamrock shakes in 5 minutes. Because a man with nothing to lose (and nothing to do) is a dangerous man.
- Medical marijuana for pets may soon be a thing. Finally, after years of campaigning by Scooby-Doo to "Regarize It!"
- Burger King will release a Whopper scented perfume. Although anyone who's okay with constantly smelling like a Whopper, probably already smells like a Whopper.
- Here are some women without bras on. While you're at it, why not break free from the constraints of all clothes?
- You can send your enemies an edible bag of dicks, which triggers a lot fewer questions at the post office than an actual bag of dicks.
- A dominatrix says Michael Phelps paid her $900 to pee on him. I guess all those medals didn't satisfy his need for a golden shower.
- Study says men who watch lots of porn have better sex lives. See honey? I'm doing this for us.
- A man in a Darth Vader mask robbed a NC bank. He took out a gun after telepathically choking the teller didn't work.