Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This porcupine tastes his first pumpkin and loses his shit. He sounds like the inside of a Starbucks on the first day of PSLs.
- Here are a bunch of Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi's eyes. They look so much wiser.
- Burger King's Black Whopper is turning people's poop green. I love living in a world where we can all exchange pictures of our poops.
- This girl is studying "sphincter preservation". One day she may literally save your ass.
- Victor Cruz's fiancé sent a group text to all of his mistresses introducing them. I bet they start a book club.
- McDonald's All Day Breakfast starts today. Now you can feel the shame of those hash browns at any time.
- Tug It Tuesday is here. Let's celebrate with boobs and stuff.