Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This Pokemon Go player live-streamed his own mugging. He dropped a fat Snorlax in his pants.
- Angelina Jolie hired a private eye to spy on Brad Pitt. Hasn't she ever heard of going through his phone?
- Nike's self-lacing sneakers are finally coming. That's heavy, Doc.
- There's a petition to get a meatless burger on In-N-Out's menu. Because vegans shouldn't have to feel unwelcome at burger joints?
- Do bears poop while they hibernate? I wish I could form a "fecal plug" for some questionable rides home.
- Hump Day has the butts!