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Sexy Bummer

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 8, 2016 at 1:00PM

SadWitness

That's the face of a man who's already lost a girlfriend or two to the other side.

[via The Chive]

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Bummer The Clown

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2015 at 5:00PM

SadClownCall

"Oh, you want a balloon animal? Well I want to stop getting harassing calls from my wife's new 'friend' Rick about when I'm coming to pick up my stuff."

[via Catsmob]

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Poor Tom

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 30, 2015 at 4:00PM

poortom

It’s okay though. Tom didn’t feel like putting on pants, and birthday cake icing gives him diarrhea.

[via Uber Humor]

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Beach Buzzkill

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

BeachRules

Fine. But can I still drink crystal meth?

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At Least It Was A Worthwhile Cause

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 17, 2013 at 11:00AM

Today's lesson? Cops. Hate. Wedgies.

[via Imgur]