• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Stuck In The Zone

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | September 25, 2016 at 10:00AM

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He probably thinks all of these cars owe him sex for making him wait, too.

[via IzISmile]

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This Is Tragic

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 25, 2016 at 10:00PM

icecreamtragic

Just flip it back into the tub and think of the floor board debris as some kind of fun sprinkles.

[via Break]

Sexy Bummer

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 8, 2016 at 1:00PM

SadWitness

That's the face of a man who's already lost a girlfriend or two to the other side.

[via The Chive]

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Bummer The Clown

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2015 at 5:00PM

SadClownCall

"Oh, you want a balloon animal? Well I want to stop getting harassing calls from my wife's new 'friend' Rick about when I'm coming to pick up my stuff."

[via Catsmob]

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Poor Tom

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 30, 2015 at 4:00PM

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It’s okay though. Tom didn’t feel like putting on pants, and birthday cake icing gives him diarrhea.

[via Uber Humor]

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