Anywhere can be beachfront parking if you try hard enough.
[via Uber Humor]
Just flip it back into the tub and think of the floor board debris as some kind of fun sprinkles.
That's the face of a man who's already lost a girlfriend or two to the other side.
[via The Chive]
"Oh, you want a balloon animal? Well I want to stop getting harassing calls from my wife's new 'friend' Rick about when I'm coming to pick up my stuff."