• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Can’t Argue With The Facts

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

“Sure I’ll just masturbate instead. Oh wait, never mind. I can’t reach my genitals.” – Tyrannosaurus

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I Agree, Five Is More Than Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 5:00PM

Should I be worried that my Chlamydia doesn't look like Grimace?

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