This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
Their moms think they just really like palm trees.
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Soon you'll be explaining why he smells more and is growing little red hairs all over. They grow up so fast!
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He's also my accountant.
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