Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Well, it's more stylish than a foam helmet.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
All I'm saying is never pack your fine China in the love of Jesus Christ.
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