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Bronze Medalists

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 24, 2015 at 11:00AM

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The good news is that in the event of an emergency her lips can be used as a flotation device.

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Ahhh!!!!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

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Can't believe you got a picture with the Wicked Witch of the Midwest.

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That Was A Close One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 5:00PM

The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

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