Girls in the wedding party are a sure thing.
[via TC Mag]
Hey buddy, I hope you didn’t have your heart set on consummating the marriage tonight.
[via Bits and Pieces]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
The groom gets to say a formal goodbye to all his ex-lover’s vaginas.
[via Lol Factory]