This is why I'm getting the fuck out of this family!
You've probably been told that there's someone for everyone after one of your numerous breakups. And you've probably been like, umm, go fuck yourself. But I have scientific evidence that it's true. All of these horrible cakes were agreed upon by a couple – to be shown in front of everyone they know.
Click through for all the proof of true love you need.
The RSVP card offered beef or chicken, but I didn't see a checkbox for tossed salad.
Cakes are messy and expensive. Try double deepthroating a banana with your new bride instead. It’s much more sensual and provides a nice potassium boost.
[via The Chive]
A weekly shout out to some of the many ladies of Tosh.0.
Calling all bachelors – she was single and ready to mingle about thirty minutes after this video.