Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This LFL footballer dragged another player by her hair. How dare you tarnish the sanctity and tradition of Lingerie Football.
- MTV is giving Kanye 4 minutes to do anything he wants at the VMAs. I'm kind of hoping he just reads aloud from 'Goodnight Moon.'
- The National Zoo just got a sex tiger. And now I need to come up with a new name for my band.
- Have you been wiping wrong? I only wipe every other time. That's fine, right?
- This guy tried to jump into the Yankees dugout and knocked himself out. Yet they'd still rather have him around than A-Rod.
- This man was arrested for trying to have sex with a van. He even went grill over exhaust pipe. Bold move.
- Thursday's boobs are ample.