It's really hard to be a single parent HE'S DOING THE BEST HE CAN.
"Hey Kim, do you still have any of that breast milk hanging around? I have an idea that will make us even more millions." – Kim Kardashian's agent after leaving this gelato shop.
[via The Clearly Dope]
"It's crazy, last year that tree was flat as a board. Then I come back after the summer and it's all like BLAM!"
[via Uber Humor]
His questionable morals and ruthless titty-twisters make him the perfect defender.
[via The Chive]