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The Birds And The Bacon

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 23, 2015 at 5:00PM

FertileBreakfast

A balanced, fertilized breakfast is the only way to start your day.

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From Around the Web

Sticky And Sweet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2015 at 1:00PM

BoySyrup

I start every Sunday with a stack of fresh, hot mancakes slathered in boy syrup.

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Hard Boiled

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

EggPenis

One lick and it yolked all over his face.

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What Is This Magical Place?

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 2, 2015 at 8:00PM

happyendingbreakfast

This spot along with the $1.99 prime rib buffet at the Foxy Lady has rendered my kitchen obsolete.

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 30, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: