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I'll Take Him Extra Crispy

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

His doctors are worried that for a man his age, his diet is way too high in sexy.

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Aggressive Breakfast Pastry

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Say what you will about the quality of Pop-Tarts, but they would never speak to me this way.

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Those Are Some Shiny Eggs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

The problem is every time he goes down on a girl they get super hungry.

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Blueberry Muffins Are Ruined Forever

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 30, 2014 at 9:00PM

Although nutritionally speaking a non-diseased rat is a healthier option.

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Because F*ck It, Why Not?

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2014 at 10:00PM

Would you like to add fries and a pint of whiskey to make it a sadness combo?

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