Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy's insane reflexes just saved a kid's life. What did you do today?
- Florida is so flooded that people are hand-catching fish in the street. And that's the least weird thing to happen there this month.
- Here's a breakdown of what "broke" means to 50 Cent. Hint: You'll never be that broke.
- Alexander Skarsgård showed up to his movie premiere in full drag. And even his glitter-adorned arms still made my lady parts melt.
- A huge sinkhole opened up in Brooklyn this morning. The devil is finally coming for your artisanal coffee shops and yarn stores.
- Gwen and Gavin are getting divorced! Ben and Jen, Will and Jada – when does it end?! Probably when celebrities stop having endless options.
- Clothes are bad. Tug life is good.