It says "weight limit" not "weight suggestion."
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.
The next picture had so many bloody teeth in it.
[via Dump A Day]
You don't wanna know what happened to the last kid that beat him.
I'm with him – garage doors open way too slowly. It's bullshit.
[via Uber Humor]