Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This attempt to cut a watermelon with a sword goes exactly as planned. That table had it coming.
- Ladies are flocking to a Japanese zoo to check out this hot gorilla. You know what they say, "Once you go great ape, you never go back. Because you're dead."
- The Ginger Pride Festival is actually happening. Or it's a way to get you all in one place and exterminate you.
- Watch this homemade plane crash on live TV. Turns out do-it-yourself aeronautics is not that easy.
- CNN condemns ISIS flag at gay pride parade; Quickly prove they do so little research that they didn't even notice a bunch of dildos.
- Revolutionary glowing condoms change colors if you have an STD. Good thing people with STD's are known for prioritizing condoms.
- Boobs > Monday.