Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Meet Peanut Butter the Kid. This is exactly how I found out my brother had a severe peanut allergy. Miss you, bro.
- Kanye says he's running for President in 2020. The choice is Yeezy.
- Get your flamethrowers while you still can. Doesn't the second amendment guarantee my right to bear a fire-spitting death cannon?
- Horror icon Wes Craven passed away. I got my first kiss after watching Scream. I think the girl just wanted me to stop crying, but I'll take it.
- Will Smith's new movie is all about how the NFL is turning people's brains into mush. Sure, if you want to believe everything "science" tells you.
- Watch these Australian anchors react exactly as they should to a massive shark. For real guys, stuff the ocean, stuff the summer, and stuff you.
- There's no changing the fact that it's Monday. However… boobs.