Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch the Slow Mo guys tackle the corn drill. With every viral video they make, I get angrier that I didn't somehow figure out how to make a living taping things going really slow.
- Is this the world's worst robbery? It's a close second to Batman v. Superman making nearly $1 billion.
- Team of doctors performs the first US penis transplant. It was just like other penis transplants, but way more unjustifiably arrogant about how great it was.
- Watch this kid completely botch a front flip. You should know by now that your friends want what's worst for you.
- It's Monday and bras aren't welcome here!