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This sultry little mugshot has spawned an infinite supply of "I'd let her bite off a substantial portion of my _____" jokes.
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"I will have the mozzarella sticks, and my semen-ravaged pillow here will take the side caesar."
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I think it's safe to assume she high-fived someone immediately following this picture.
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