Sure, you got her wet – but you are definitely not getting laid.
Sorry about your hurt butt hole but being rewarded for farting is a pretty cool, right? …Right?
[via Uber Humor]
At this point, there is really no way to deny your Oedipus Complex.
[via TC Mag]
God only knows what she'd have done had he laid a finger on her Butterfinger.
[via HuffPo Weird]
How am I supposed to compete with a man whose penis is three serpents?