Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This hottie uses a pirates to explain how to find the g-spot. If a guy is still into pirates, maybe you shouldn't be letting him touch your g-spot though.
- You can buy clip-on man buns. We'll all laugh at you, but you can still buy them.
- A sinkhole at IHOP swallowed 15 cars. People in Mississippi will eat anything if you put enough syrup on it.
- Donald Trump thinks we should boycott Starbucks for being inclusive. Further proving he is the perfect choice for president if you're a fucking moron.
- There's a new cat that looks like a werewolf. Because the internet.
- Rumblr is the Tinder for "casual fighting." Here's hoping this app will help kill off a good majority of douchebags.
- Titty Tuesday, anyone?