• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Boxed Bubbie

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 22, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Getting acne all the way into your 80's takes quite the toll on your self confidence.

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From Around the Web

No Leftovers For You

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 19, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Life Rule #456: Never trust a Brandii with two i’s.

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You Gonna Eat That?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 8, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Sure do appreciate you keeping that slice warm for me, Mr. Boots.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 1, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Snakes On A Plane

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 6, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Updated Worst Airline Passenger Rankings:

1. Passenger with a juicy cough

2. Passenger eating a raw onion

3. Live venomous reptiles

[via Radass]