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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Fetishy Fido

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2016 at 2:00PM

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I'd call him a bad dog for getting on the couch, but he'd probably like it too much.

[via TC Mag]

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Surprise… It’s Your Nightmare

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 3, 2016 at 10:00PM

This would be the only time I’d condone a military air strike on US soil.

[via Giphy]

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Mom’s Famous Vegetable Soup

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 10, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Now that she is old and senile it’s usually served in her old shoes, but it’s still fantastic.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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One Bowl, Four Straws

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Although I doubt you’re getting your money back if you find a pube in the Slushie.

[via Bits and Pieces]

Anti-Happy Meal

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 17, 2016 at 11:00PM

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If you run out of milk, your sad tears will do.

[via Cat's Mob]