Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This girl loses her shit when a manatee swims near her. After all, manatees are considered the rabid bears of the sea.
- Wendy's is coming out with a spicy chicken sandwich with ghost pepper sauce. Get the fuck in my face.
- Florida men try to steal honey, get attacked by thousands of bees. Fools got Thomas J'ed.
- Is the cat in this optical illusion going up or downstairs? Not since the infamous dress have you had something so inconsequential to scream at your coworkers about.
- The TSA made $675k in spare change left at security checkpoints last year. And that doesn't even factor in all the money they made selling confiscated butt-heroine.
- These are gifs of hot girls. Enjoy all the bouncing and whatnot.
- What life is like with a 9-inch, 7-pound, silicone enhanced penis. Exhausting, I assume.