• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

What A Tool

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 29, 2015 at 4:00PM


Oh so you're planning on never pooping again?

[via Echtlustig]

From Around the Web

10 Items For People Who Love Balls

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 20, 2015 at 3:00PM

balls key

Sometimes gift-giving can be a real struggle. Maybe the person has everything, maybe you don't have enough money, or maybe you don't even care about the gift/person that much. In any case, we've compiled a short list of go-to items for the ball lover in your life, because we know you don't have time to shop, you have TVing and internetting to do.

Hold on to your sacks and scroll through the rest of these gems. Show full post

Crack It Open

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

Aww you’re offering me the first drink? You shouldn’t have.

This is the proper closure you need after viewing this post over the weekend. 

[via Reddit]

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 20, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "World's Fastest Bottle Opener" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 15, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "World's Fastest Bottle Opener."  I figured we're on a college campus right now, those alcoholics know a little something about opening bottles.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Aaron Florian with his title, "Two hours of foreplay for a seven second climax."  It's funny because its a SEX JOKE.  Woop-woop!  Congratulations, Aaron!