And for men, try new "I Can't Believe That Girl Fucked Me" hand lotion.
Call him a cheap whore all you want, but that shit ain't Andre, it's Veuve.
Soon you'll be explaining why he smells more and is growing little red hairs all over. They grow up so fast!
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Russia may be intolerant of the gays, but a man is free to marry his giant novelty vodka bottle if he so chooses.
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