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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

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A Cold One

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | May 23, 2016 at 11:00PM

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Summer's cumming guys, you gotta hydrate and fellate.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

10 Quirky Coffins Because Death Is So Cute

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Generally, coffins are just things that stop bugs and worms from devouring our bodies (selfish, btw – you don't need it anymore). But some people seize the opportunity to make these post-mortem vessels one last statement/joke/confession.

To me, the ones below mostly just seem like a good way to blow some of that leftover money and piss your heirs off. Show full post

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Wonderful Idea

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 14, 2016 at 6:00PM

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So… all of the same bad taste and inevitable vomiting but without any of the fun? Sold

[via Imgur]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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American Camel

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Seems like harmless fun until you find out he lost his humps to diabetes.

[via Humourger]

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