Summer's cumming guys, you gotta hydrate and fellate.
[via The Chive]
Generally, coffins are just things that stop bugs and worms from devouring our bodies (selfish, btw – you don't need it anymore). But some people seize the opportunity to make these post-mortem vessels one last statement/joke/confession.
To me, the ones below mostly just seem like a good way to blow some of that leftover money and piss your heirs off. Show full post
So… all of the same bad taste and inevitable vomiting but without any of the fun? Sold
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Seems like harmless fun until you find out he lost his humps to diabetes.