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Not In The Face!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2015 at 1:00PM

The champagne could have at least let him know it was about to pop.

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Fate Will Always Find A Way

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 5, 2015 at 2:00PM

I feel like a disappointed onlooker just threw a different bottle to satisfy his need to see pain.

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What Happens Under The Sea…

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

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I just realized I have no idea how many fish I might have fucked in college.

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Crack It Open

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

Aww you’re offering me the first drink? You shouldn’t have.

This is the proper closure you need after viewing this post over the weekend. 

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Every Girl Has At Least One Bottle

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 1, 2014 at 10:00AM

And for men, try new "I Can't Believe That Girl Fucked Me" hand lotion.

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