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What Happens Under The Sea…

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 2, 2015 at 12:00PM

alcohol bad

I just realized I have no idea how many fish I might have fucked in college.

[via The Berry]

Crack It Open

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

Aww you’re offering me the first drink? You shouldn’t have.

This is the proper closure you need after viewing this post over the weekend. 

[via Reddit]

Every Girl Has At Least One Bottle

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 1, 2014 at 10:00AM

And for men, try new "I Can't Believe That Girl Fucked Me" hand lotion.

[via Break]

Betches Love Bubbly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

Call him a cheap whore all you want, but that shit ain't Andre, it's Veuve.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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Father & Son: Best Buds

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

Soon you'll be explaining why he smells more and is growing little red hairs all over. They grow up so fast!

[via Funny Junk]

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