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Betches Love Bubbly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

Call him a cheap whore all you want, but that shit ain't Andre, it's Veuve.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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Father & Son: Best Buds

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

Soon you'll be explaining why he smells more and is growing little red hairs all over. They grow up so fast!

[via Funny Junk]

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Everyone Say "Liver Failure!"

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 10, 2014 at 3:00PM

Russia may be intolerant of the gays, but a man is free to marry his giant novelty vodka bottle if he so chooses.

[via Uber Humor]

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alcohol

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family

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Parenthood Hasn't Changed A Thing

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 7, 2014 at 8:00PM

Thankfully gamers and babies have the same 3 a.m. feeding time.

[via Izismile]

Stinky Stopper

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 19, 2013 at 5:00PM

It's an oaky cabernet with a strong fecal finish.

[via Acid Cow]

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