Damn girl, your nails look fresh.
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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
Guys. I'm on vacation this week and all I want to do is lay by the pool while someone brings me drinks and treats. So in honor of these feels, I bring you ten people that are actually lazier than me. That's all I can find. I'm a mess.
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A weekly shout out to some of the many ladies of Tosh.0.
A cute baby can get away with almost anything.
“I’m one-year old, bitches! Let’s party! Where’s my cake at?”
[via The Chive]
The champagne could have at least let him know it was about to pop.