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Bring Your Kid To Congress Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Wake up, son. Later on I'll show you how to accept a bribe and maintain a secret second family."

[via Pikabu]

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

I feel the same way every time I read through you guys' comments on my posts.

Click here for part 2 of this snoozin' saga. And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Unique Daily]

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Ugh, Another Memorial

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 1, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Will this thing ever end?  She was a toddler.  This memorial has been longer than her actual life."

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

News Is Boring: This Bag Knows What I'm Talking About

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 12, 2011 at 11:00AM

This interview went from boring to great in a matter of seconds. And that's because the news is less entertaining than a plastic bag.

Here is a list of some other things on television that could be improved by adding a plastic bag!

Every other news show, Whitney, Dancing With The Stars, Whitney, Two Broke Girls, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O, Hart of Dixie, Terra Nova, House, Last Man Standing, Body of Proof, Unforgettable, NCIS, NCIS: LA, Whitney, Ringer, Glee, Biggest Loser, Parenthood, Suburgatory, The Middle, Revenge, Free Agents, Up All Night, Harry's Law, Grey's Anatomy, Person of Interest, The X Factor, I Hate My Teenage Daughter, Whitney, Bones, Whitney, Once Upon A Time, Grimm, Allen Gregory, The Good Wife, Desperate Housewives, and Whitney.

I'm sure I forgot some. But what's important is that the bag makes it's way to the set of Whitney.

[via BIOTV]

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Movies Shouldn't Need Infographics

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 26, 2010 at 2:00PM

I've seen one movie this year… MacGruber.

I really liked that film because it had a strong moral: Movies suck and you shouldn't waste your time seeing them.

If I wanted to sit in an uncomfortable seat and essentially stare at a wall for two hours, I would take a slightly larger dose of mushrooms than usual.  And oddly enough, that experience seems as if it wouldn't be that dissimilar from the apparent mind-blowing confusion that is Inception.

All I can take away from this crazy infographic is that in the middle is a giant area labeled "limbo" which I can only assume is where my brain would be if I was forced to sit through this movie for 2 hours and 28 minutes.

But I'm sure you all think Inception was fantastic, so maybe you can explain this graphic to me and convince me to see it?

[via The High Definite]