From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
This is how all women psych themselves up before a date.
If all of your prophecies are homoerotic, they might just be your dreams.
The wedgie obviously turns these into crack-cocaine shorts.
Don't get too excited yet, buddy. It may just be laundry day.
[via The Chive]
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