She's gained a little weight, but she's still beautiful to me.
[via TC Mag]
Sleep is my favorite necessity, especially if I've been drinking. Usually I can make it home before it becomes an absolutely immediate necessity, but let's face it, not everyone is as strong as I am.
Check out these sleepy little lightweights. Show full post
Getting stabbed with a Mexican pointy boot would be the most hilarious way to die.
Hook a tow rope on that wheelchair and get him out on the open road again.
[via Uber Humor]