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50 Shades of Convenience

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 13, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Would it have killed them to put the ice cream freezer over here too?

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It's A Real Page Turner

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 14, 2015 at 10:00AM

Dildomancy

I remember when I first stumbled across this on Oprah's Book Club…

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10 Amazing Books That Actually Exist

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

I've made no secret of my borderline illiteracy, so needless to say, books aren't really my thing. However, if I were to make a wishlist of the literary works I want most in the world, these gems would land right near the top. Because let's be honest, I'm not just going to throw away my cat's discarded hair like some kind of wasteful lunatic.

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It’s A Christian Book Store

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 23, 2014 at 6:00PM

“I couldn’t masturbate to any of this.” – Man returning a Joel Osteen book.

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It’s Socially Terminal

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

There's no easy way to say this ma'am, but you've got a baby the size of a tumor inside of you.

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