Someone got into Mommy's special mushroom garden.
I was a late bloomer. Luckily I sprouted arms just before senior prom.
Have a new go-to dick pic to send whenever one is requested. (Which is never.)
This is what happens when we let Mel Gibson have his own Oprah-esque book club.
[via Good Meme]
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