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Please Tell Me That's Not A Pop-Up Book

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

He won't be humble for long if you keep telling him how big his "D" is.

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Bedtime Story

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

I was 3 when my pops first taught me about singing to the giant vagina in the sky.

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That Is The Bedspread Of A Stoner

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

If my calculations are correct, he should snooze that for another 20 minutes.

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Godspeed, Young Tripod

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2014 at 1:00PM

Hope that's not a pop-up book. He could lose an eye.

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That Is One Sexy Angle

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 27, 2014 at 4:00PM

This is actually a huge relief. His mom thought he was jerking off to math problems.

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