If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
This is entrapment.
[via Acid Cow]
I wish I could say this didn't make me laugh unjustifiably hard, but… I can't lie.
[via Daily Garlic]
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