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…In What? Whisper It To Me.

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

fuck me in

Finally a version of 50 Shades of Grey for toddlers.

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Wear Black, Smile Less.

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Isn't it crazy that this girl grew up to be Kate Upton?

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Please Tell Me That's Not A Pop-Up Book

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

He won't be humble for long if you keep telling him how big his "D" is.

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Bedtime Story

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

I was 3 when my pops first taught me about singing to the giant vagina in the sky.

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That Is The Bedspread Of A Stoner

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

If my calculations are correct, he should snooze that for another 20 minutes.

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