Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
This is entrapment.
[via Acid Cow]
I wish I could say this didn't make me laugh unjustifiably hard, but… I can't lie.
[via Daily Garlic]
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