Oh — you mean you didn't like our video of a cyst eruption on last night's show? Then I have the perfect site for you: PopThatZit.com. Now, you can find a zip-popping video that better fits your style!
If you understood Daniel's Tyra Banks reference last night, then you know what I'm talking about. She had a segment on her show two weeks ago called "The Grossest People in America." Among them was PopThatZit CEO, Chris Azzari.
The site offers a huge collection zit popping media: abscess drainage, elbow zits, ingrown hairs, animal zits and even eye zits! With so many categories, you're bound to find something that turns you on!
So, quit complaining about that bottomless boil on our show. I just gave you 47 categories of alternative zit explosions, not including the twelve on your face right now.