You just know the owner of these has a micro-penis.
[via TC Mag]
Turns out, buying cheap human growth hormone from Chernobyl is not the best idea.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Good thing Jesus worked off those baby boobies before his shirtless public crucifixion.
If I were him I'd do this exclusively in front of churches while speaking gibberish.