Ugh and now I’m hungry for a big NY slice of pizza.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Workout goals include creating an Olive Garden “Never Ending Pasta Bowl” in my delts.
Finally, there's a "Giving Up" section in the men's department.
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This year Grandma and Grandpa went as "Upsetting Everyone."
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