If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
These boobs need their own action movie franchise.
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His gear says Canadian but this kid's all Brooklyn.
Even Canadian sports apparel is overly honest.
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The Sochi Olympics: Such Pride. Such Majesty. Such Booty.
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He got 5 minutes in the penalty box and 48 hours in intensive care.
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