Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Revel in this 100-year-old grandma's pong prowess. Great Meemaw is straight up clutch.
- This McDonald's of the future is serving unlimited fries. An offer that will coincidentally ensure we have no future.
- Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry react to nude pics. I always paddle board with my junk fully out.
- The “remains” in the Avery fire pit from Making A Murderer might just be chicken. This is either fragments of human bone, or a 12-piece combo.
- Old man calls cops on a hooker, reacts perfectly to being told he'll be charged too. Uh, chief? I don't think he gives a fuck.
- Friday is for lingerie.