The little known art of Self Offense.
Just had mine bleached two weeks ago but I’m not going to pass up an amazing deal.
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“Sure I’ll just masturbate instead. Oh wait, never mind. I can’t reach my genitals.” – Tyrannosaurus
If those pipes are STDs I'm going to need all of the antibiotics. All of them.
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Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
I don't see how this is going to help me overcome my crippling fear of touching public toilet seats, but if he says I can do it then I'll wipe my mouth all over one soon! Thanks!