Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Thanks for the offer, but I think I'm just gonna convert to Judaism instead.
[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]
Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this enterprising young lady gets a Web Redemption.
Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!
© 2016 comedy partners. all rights reserved. comedy central and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of comedy partners.