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Do It For The Savings

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

The hottest part of a blowjob is how much sense it makes financially.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Do What You Love

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2014 at 5:00PM

Enjoy cubicle life, you sheep! Just know that Jerry's out there getting blown for a living.

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Suck On That, Jan

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

It was meant to get back at her, but now her classes are the most popular on campus.

[via Giggly Ballsack]

Cat Watch 2014 Starts Now

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

All of the FBI's Most Wanted list would be captured by morning if "great BJs" were promised.

[via Meme Whore]

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10 Special Thanksgiving Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

Prepare your gaping gullets, you disgusting monsters! Thanksgiving is nearly upon us. Yes, we know it's actually a holiday meant to celebrate the pilgrims giving the natives syphilis (or something like that), but let's be honest, these days it's really all about football, shame-eating, and apparently dressing your helpless pets in unforgivably embarrassing, tiny costumes. God bless us, everyone!

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