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That Sounds Exhausting

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 1, 2014 at 9:00PM

Attention Mets Season Ticket Holders: "Blow Job Appreciation Night" will be replacing "Keith Hernandez Bobblehead Night" at the ballpark.

[via Hyper Vocal]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 27, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

10 Cases Of Perfect Timing

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

The internet is a seemingly endless landscape of pictures you couldn't give two actual shits about. But in the midst of all the unnecessary baby updates and glamour shots of food you shouldn't be all that proud of having made, once in a great while, the stars align, and the perfect picture is born.

Thanks to a magical mix of timing and happenstance, we are gifted with everlasting photographs like the one you see above, offering a candid look at what happens when the homoerotic practices of the American fraternity meet a man made of Silly Putty (much love to the guy in the retro Dan Marino jersey, though).

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So Close…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 7, 2014 at 6:00PM

They call this move the "Boat Plow" because they thought the "Suck Your Own Dick Crunch" was a little too on-the-nose.

[via Uber Humor]

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Your Husband's Secret Sweet Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Not only are the donuts delicious, but if you stick your penis through them a stranger will suck you dry!" — Anonymous Yelp Reviewer

[via Break]

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