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My Humps

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

Interspecies mating is against God, but I'm sure he won’t mind a little mouthplay.

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Voter Turnout Was Great Yesterday

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 5, 2014 at 9:00PM

FINALLY an issue that can unite both political parties.

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Counting Down The Days

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 8, 2014 at 8:00PM

I haven’t been this excited for a grand opening since the Krispy Kreme opened in my neighborhood.

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Aggressive Breakfast Pastry

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Say what you will about the quality of Pop-Tarts, but they would never speak to me this way.

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Maybe No One Will Notice

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 2, 2014 at 9:00PM

Still not as tacky as a couple wearing matching shirts in public.

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