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    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

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    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Quit Seducing Me, Giraffe

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 13, 2016 at 8:00PM

You’re never gonna look at Geoffrey the Toys “R” Us giraffe the same way, ever again.

[via Gfycat]

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Air Show Antics

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 8, 2016 at 12:00PM

Can we please admit that no one actually likes this formation?

[via Gawker]

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Save The Date

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 19, 2016 at 8:00PM

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And I thought 'Free Pizza Friday' would never be topped.

[via Reddit]

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Bone Crazy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 7, 2016 at 2:00PM

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I 100% regret setting up the nanny cam to see what my dogs do when I'm not home.

[via TC Mag]

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It’s A Huge Honor

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 16, 2015 at 10:00PM

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It’s going to get real awkward if she thanks her dad during her acceptance speech.

[via The Chive]