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Maybe No One Will Notice

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 2, 2014 at 9:00PM

Still not as tacky as a couple wearing matching shirts in public.

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A Proper Thank You

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

Whatever happened to the good ol' days, when doing someone a favor meant they were expected to blow your "special whistle"?

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Ah, I Get It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 13, 2014 at 4:00PM

I think it'd be more realistic if he used an average-sized Creamsicle.

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Sexual Chocolate

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

Getting a blow job when you taste like milk chocolate shouldn't be a difficult thing to do.

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Suck Job

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 3, 2014 at 11:00AM

This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen. What kind of psycho dog stays in the room when the vacuum's on?!

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