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Lip Service Only

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 4, 2015 at 10:00AM

broken

Of all the ways a hooker can be broken, this one has to be the most costly.

[via Izismile]

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Smart Police Work

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 11, 2015 at 12:00PM

publicbj

These officers are fully aware that these guys will be much easier to deal with if they just let them finish.

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Post-Banana Nap

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 6, 2015 at 5:00PM

blowie

I don't remember them saying anything about fruit at the sexual harassment seminar.

Just ask Warped Brownlee.

[via TC Mag]

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Bird Job

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

OstrichBucket

Turns out the old hole in the popcorn bucket trick totally works on ostriches.

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This Accidental Chickenhead Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 9, 2015 at 12:00PM

She has nothing to be embarrassed about. That was excellent technique.

Check out these other people who deserve fame.

[via YouTube]