She ended up in a corn field 15 miles away.
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All innuendos aside, there’s a good chance that their sports anchor is an actual beaver named Big Beaver.
Don’t worry, guys. She officially got health insurance like 20 minutes ago.
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"And tonight at eleven, families mourn the loss of-"
"I love cum shots!!!"
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Give the guy a break he's only got a few minutes left before they start charging cover over at the Steamy Clam.
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