She ended up in a corn field 15 miles away.
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It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
All innuendos aside, there’s a good chance that their sports anchor is an actual beaver named Big Beaver.
Don’t worry, guys. She officially got health insurance like 20 minutes ago.
[via Fail Blog]
"And tonight at eleven, families mourn the loss of-"
"I love cum shots!!!"
[via Unique Daily]
Give the guy a break he's only got a few minutes left before they start charging cover over at the Steamy Clam.
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