This outta dry up all of those vampire fantasies.
Just ate 6 gazelles. I'm such a gross fatty fat fat. #KingOfTheBuffet
[via Prickly Legs]
"The tits look great though."
Listen, I love Chris Evans as much as the next girl who recognizes that his body is ridiculous but his face is just sort of guy-next-doorish, if the guy next door to you is much better looking than the average dude.
But I would much rather watch 2 hours of Legos' innards exploding.
Anyone else have a sudden craving for Big League Chew?
[via The High Def]