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Rescue 9-1-Yum

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 25, 2015 at 11:00PM

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He makes a delicious stigmata.

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Don't Lift With Your Nose

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 1:00PM

Down at the gym they call him "Big Aneurysm."

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Edward Cullen On Meth

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 2, 2015 at 10:00AM

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This oughta dry up all of those vampire fantasies.

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So Bloody Full

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 21, 2014 at 1:00PM

Just ate 6 gazelles. I'm such a gross fatty fat fat. #KingOfTheBuffet

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Crimson Tide

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 17, 2013 at 5:00PM

The beach is fun. Period.

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