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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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My Bloody Mascot

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | October 21, 2015 at 11:00PM

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These are progressive times ladies, can we start to make it OUR time of the month?

[via Kill Some Time]

From Around the Web

Knot Head

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Another five minutes of swelling and it will have to be named and given a Social Security number.

[via Break]

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Bloody Delicious

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | July 29, 2015 at 11:00PM

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Grandma has a weird way of telling us she needs to go to the doctor.

[via Break]

Rescue 9-1-Yum

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 25, 2015 at 11:00PM

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He makes a delicious stigmata.

[via Lolhehehe]

Don't Lift With Your Nose

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 1:00PM

Down at the gym they call him "Big Aneurysm."

[via YouTube]

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