• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Quite The Day

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 21, 2016 at 4:00PM

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He was planning to tell you right then but he lost his nerve when he saw you murder that dude.

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From Around the Web

Elephreak

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 31, 2016 at 10:00AM

Barely out of the womb himself and already he's trying to get his little trunk off.

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Got The Holeshot

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 20, 2015 at 8:00PM

Even the best dirt bike riders can’t predict when a car or house will jump out in front of you.

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Just Your Basic Pileup

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 6, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Are these clones or am I drunk?

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I Feel Pretty

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 27, 2015 at 11:00PM

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"Yes Grandpa, tomorrow we can go to Forever 21."

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