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Hold This

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 10, 2016 at 11:00PM

I hate to say it but, your daughter literally gave you crabs.

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From Around the Web

Quite The Day

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 21, 2016 at 4:00PM

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He was planning to tell you right then but he lost his nerve when he saw you murder that dude.

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Elephreak

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 31, 2016 at 10:00AM

Barely out of the womb himself and already he's trying to get his little trunk off.

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Got The Holeshot

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 20, 2015 at 8:00PM

Even the best dirt bike riders can’t predict when a car or house will jump out in front of you.

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Just Your Basic Pileup

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 6, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Are these clones or am I drunk?

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