Netflix is never too drunk to play with me.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty got really gross and moldy because you left him out there for way too long.
That'll keep those altar boys from calling for help!
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People will try anything to keep AT&T from dropping their calls.
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