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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Serious Car Trouble

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2015 at 10:00AM


Doesn’t hurt to exhaust all options before calling a tow truck.

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What, No Hulu?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 20, 2012 at 11:00AM

Netflix is never too drunk to play with me.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Sacred Cells

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 7, 2011 at 12:00PM

That'll keep those altar boys from calling for help!

We received over 700 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Anderson.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Sacred Cells

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 3, 2011 at 4:00PM

People will try anything to keep AT&T from dropping their calls.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Valery Hache/Staff/AFP/Getty Images]